DUBLIN DAILY ARTICLE

I'm Colin F**kin' Farrell
Friday 6 June 2003 - Dublin Daily Interactive

We look at Colin Farrell's interview with Gerry Ryan as he talks about his background, rise to fame, heavy drinking, chain-smoking and racy love life

By Jenny Friel

Colin Farrell says he loves his new Hollywood lifestyle, but that he'd never live in America.


Picture: Camera Press

Well, the sweet-voiced continuity announcer warned us: "Strong language and a frank discussion of an adult nature."

But what she forgot to say before the opening credits rolled on last night's Gerry Ryan interview with Colin Farrell was that there was going to be absolutely nothing in it that we didn't know before.

In fairness to Gerry, the boy from Castleknock has always been very media-friendly and details of his background, rise to fame, heavy drinking, chain-smoking and racy love life have been well documented in magazines and newspapers on both sides of the Atlantic.

The one thing viewers did get to witness for themselves last night was Farrell's legendary ability to use the kind of language that has earned him his Hollywood badboy reputation.

"Straight up, it's f***ing lovely," he replied to Gerry's first question of the evening about how he regards his fame.

Then, after a quick Q&A about how he feels about being followed by newspapers ("Don't give a f**k really"), there was a bit about his line dancing days and how he travelled to gay clubs in Belfast as a teenager to dance at raves.

We heard again how he auditioned for Boyzone but manager Louis Walsh told him he was tone deaf and now he'd love to get the chance to say: "F*** you, Louis Walsh and your Boyzone," followed quickly by "Nah, I'm only f***ing joking."

As Gerry continued eating, and Colin, who turned 27 last weekend, continued smoking, they moved on to how making millions of dollars has changed his life.

"A good man it does not make me," he told Gerry. "With all me millions, I still can't buy me grandfather another year."

He told us that one of his most profound professional moments so far was discovering that Al Pacino is still insecure about his work and he also told Gerry he didn't get too friendly with Tom Cruise while working on Minority Report.

"I don't know much about it, but he's a Scientologist and they aren't really into going for a few pints after work."

Ireland is still Farrell's home, while "America is a brilliant, f***ed-up place, but I'd never live there."

He explained: "When I put the key in the door of my house in Irishtown, I know I'm home."

At one point, the discussion really did get interesting when he clarified that he never told Playboy magazine that Irish girls were too hairy, "Just hairier than girls in LA."

And it continued for a bit as Gerry nodded solemnly to Farrell's revelations about what you can expect when you get up close and personal to a LA lady.

He spoke of his love for his former wife but then confirmed that they had never been legally married.

And then came the bit that crushed all hopes for anyone planning on capturing the heart of the multi-millionaire Dublin actor.

"I don't want to fall in love now," he said. "I don't want anyone else to trust me, not for the moment."

Another shining moment came after a clumsy and ponderous attempt by Gerry to extract whether Farrell will ever contemplate settling down.

"I got what you meant the first f***ing time," he cut in, smiling. "Of course I want to meet someone, eventually. A girl who's f***ing generous, great fun. A smart bird, and emotionally honest."

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